"Hi, you have this is Tom and Ray.  What's your name and what can we do for you?"

GC "My name is Gatorcane and I live in Atlanta.  I have 7 year old honda pilot that my WIFE says is making a funny noise."

Ray "Gatorcane, what kyhand of name is THAT?  Is it with caine like the Caine Mutiny  or cane like sugar or Citizen Kane with K?"

GC.  "It is a tribute to my father whose name is Herbert."

Tom, "HERBERT???"  "Are you NUTTTZZ how did you get Gatorcaine out of Herbert/"

Ray, "Put your wife on the phone and have her make the noise"

Mrs. GC "WHINNNNEEEEE"

Tom, "sounds like a case of Druidhillsineedanewlexus fever to me"

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