In my whole life I have never ever really tried to do this before but, if I have to watch our offense sputter for 3 or 4 more quarters it may be the best for all involved!! ;-) The less of the O. that I have to actually witness, the better off for my heart in the long run.

I thought I would start abut 6:00 pm (A little late I know, but I have errands during the day and it is FOR the Game so...). I might have a couple of quick beers first to lubricate and then I am switching over to bourbon (Thought about scotch but don't want to really waste it). I have a new bottle of Jim Beam Black or, as someone on here mentioned recently, that Bulleit Bourbon is pretty good for the $$ and I have a bottle of that at the ready as well. (Also have a new bottle of Woodford Reserve or Elijah Craig 18 year for back up if it comes down to that. I need to be committed to this plan of action).

Not sure how long I'll make it. If I am really into my cups by 7:00 or so and making good progress, I'll probably skip dinner (maybe something like a little bit of cheese or something soft to throw up later). I hope to be pretty woozy by game time and after a few stiff drinks gulped during our first few series I may find a merciful end to this nightmare and pass out during half time around 9:30. Knowing my luck however, I'll probably catch a strong second wind about that time and continue to slam some more strong ass healthy MF'ing drinks during the 3rd and 4th quarters pretty much ensuing that my wife will be totally disgusted and fed up with me for the rest of the weekend and guaranteeing me a splitting head ache for most of Sunday.

YEA!! And GO Gators!!

Don't get me wrong, I love the Gators (and even Jeff D) and hope we kick their A$$ in a big way however, I am a realist and based on what I have witnessed to date, I have a severe lack of confidence that we will be very effective on Offense. I really hope that I have to choke down a big serving of crow next week.

If anyone has any good suggestions for how to dink until you pass out, I would love to hear them.

To Mud and the admins, as I will probably be waaay too drunk to even find the keyboard tomorrow night, you won't even have to delete any of my posts so, we all win!! ;-)