You didn't think it was possible to let a man run free on 3rd and 25.  You were amazed when a wide open tight end dropped a one yard pass.  Your jaw hit the floor when we forced a throw on a 5-yard slant into double coverage.  You thought someone spiked your beer when you saw a kick, punt, interception, and fumble return for a TD in one game.  Today, you saw a fumble at the 30, a td called back for holding, a blocked FG, the same qb run for 10 plays in a row, a blocked punt with 35 seconds left, and an OT loss.  You haven't seen anything yet.

For our next feat, we will lead f$u by 13 with 20 seconds left.  They will score a TD after we fumble the shotgun snap in victory formation.  They will then recover the onside kick.  On the last play of the game, we will intercept the hail Mary,  only to learn that the player who caught it was the 12th man on the field.  The noles will then score on the untimed down when a safety again tries for the pick only to tip it over to a nole WR. 

After that, one can only imagine what we could come up with for the bowl game with so many weeks to prepare.