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gatorpower Growing old on the VS (72.188.114.50) on 8/10/2015 - 9:23 p.m. says: ( 333 views , 6 likes )

"Bill M. is James Bond from the waist up..."

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hey Gators, thanks so much for giving us Will M. back.

he seems to be shaping things up nicely again for us.


 


boom boom.


 


see you in 2018.


 


or hopefully we both get to the sec cg before then.


 


i miss playing ya'll every year.


 


 


 


 

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...and then from the waist down he's not even wearing pants. He's not only not wearing pants, the feces-encrusted tail on his pleated dress shirt is flapping against an afro of kinked pubic hair and he doesn't seem to care. You divert your eyes downwards to find him wearing wool socks with flip flops.

And you find yourself thinking perfectly rational, albeit completely random things, like "Does he even know that he's half dressed?" and "Isn't anyone around to tell him that he's half-dressed?" and "Did he really wipe his butt with a $450 shirt?"

Auburn fans are fixated on the Tuxedo top right now.

He's a good defensive coordinator and he massively stacked that in his favor by pretty much only recruiting defensive talent during his time here.

Offensive linemen? No. His prowess of signing only 3 offensive linemen in 2 years has become something of a pathetic legend.

Guy only has like 80 players on his team, how do you totally miss that the guys playing offense are preferred walk-on caliber? Did anyone tell him he went out each game half-dressed?

So yes, James Bond from the waist up. Drunk vagrant from the waist down.
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