Good evening Gators,

I will be arriving in your town on Friday night along with two other equally privileged fraternity brothers. My questions are numerous so from one upper middle class suburbanite to another, can you answer? When we arrive who serves the best mint julep in town? Cost of drink is irrelevant, but ambience is not. Do you suggest driving shoes or traditional boat shoe type loafers? What would best match the surroundings a state flag themed belt or one of a more nautical taste? From the top collar down how many buttons should be unbuttoned? Ill admit the boys and I could go two buttons down if things get crazy. What is the proper currency? Are gold coins acceptable? Nothing puts a smile on my unfair social standing face than smacking down the ol gold at a grey mustached barkeep. What is the best way around town? Is horse drawn transportation readily available? If yes do they pre-dung the stallions or will they have catch bags? Is Skull and Bones active down there? Im not saying Im a member but if I was my passcode would be tango /luxury/alpha/Jefferson/cotton/lier/wallet and they should contact me. While attending the game how often should we expect the concierge to come round? Do you tip them? Again what currency? Will stock market data be available though the stadium display electronics? If a significant DOW dip was projected mid game would they stop and alert us to the economic impact or continue playing through? Would it be possible to find actual tailgating from an authentic truck tailgate? While some may find it crass I wouldnt mind stepping across the socio-economic lines if I felt a unique cultural experience could be had. I eagerly await your answers and our gridiron matchup contest. Huzzah!