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humpgator
Growing old on the VS
(76.18.244.4) on 1/13/2016 - 7:03 a.m. says: ( 672 views
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"Bought my first ever lottery ticket yesterday. I would envoke the Deity for a win but he just gave" |
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me a massive ass stompin' of the Gawddamnedcurvermine so I'm not counting on any help from that quarter any time soon. Guess I will just have to fall back on beginners luck.
Assuming that is enough, the bride and I aren't going to live long enough to spend the net proceeds and we don't want to ruin all the kids and grandkids. Thus I have decided that if I win, along with other worthy charities, I will give $1M to every poster I like on the VS.
If you feel there is even the slightest chance that old Hump was born with a $1.5B clover up his arse now is your last chance to make amends for any of your prior comments ( or opinions ) that might have offended me. Some of you are beyond atonement but those of you on the margin could start by starring this post.
Good Luck ! |
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Bought my first ever lottery ticket yesterday. I would envoke the Deity for a win but he just gave humpgator 1/13/2016 - 7:03 a.m.
And by the way, if I should win.... Mudlizard 1/13/2016 - 7:59 a.m. |
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