I'm a racist

I'm a misogynist

I hate immigrants

I don't actually consider the far reaching implications of what he says he'll do

I don't hear very well and he yells the loudest

I enjoy pissing people off

I have no clue how government actually works

I am a bully and can relate to him

I support ISIS

I want to watch the world burn

I'm a democrat and think he'd get pantsed in the national election

I don't think nukes are that bad

I want to punish everyone who doesn't act just as I do or who like different things than me

I think David Duke and the KKK are misunderstood

I believe the Geneva conventions are for losers and wimps

I liked his Apprentice show

I think a really big wall would make a great tourist attraction

His wife is hot even though he has small hands

I like to get into beating up people at political rallies

I enjoy pepper spraying 15 year old girls

I like Putin and they seem to be chummy

He is a savvy businessman, his four bankruptcies and multiple failed business ventures notwithstanding

I like the flexibility of his positions that change not just day to day but within the same sentence

I like the idea of electing the oldest man ever to take the office

I've looked in Ted Cruz' eyes and realized the man has no soul

I don't understand that he's serious

I like that he has mob ties so that he can get things done because he "knows a guy who knows a guy"

I think McCain was a loser failed soldier for getting captured, too

He supports the American worker by having the really menial work of making his clothing line done in other countries

I like a man so comfortable in his sexuality that he talks about dating his daughter

I like his self-confidence no matter how misplaced it may be

I like that he is a Washington outsider and if my garbageman was running I'd support him for the same reason