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HungaryGator Doubletree Resident (198.24.82.83) on 4/9/2016 - 11:07 a.m. says: ( 321 views , 5 likes )

"Male Logic"

Laughing

Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man:Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man:$5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day whichputs your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought aFerrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?

 

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