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The devil went down to Mudville
He was looking for a board to steal
He was in a bind cause he was a bit behind
on the payments for his server deal
When he came across this little lizard
posting on board that he had bought
And the devil piped up in a cocky tone
And said, "Boy" let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But Bengal is a pussy you've never had
And if you'd care to take a dare
we're gonna kick your ass real bad
Now you played pretty $hitty football,boy
that's why I'm here to see you
I bet a board full of gold against your soul
Cause I think we're better than you
The boy said "My name's Muddy
And we've got no chance to win
But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret
Cause Spurrier will be back again (someday)
Muddy type it up for show
And play that underdog card
Cause hell's broke loose in Gaineville
And the devil racks up yards
And if you win
You'll keep your shiny logo and your soul
But if you lose, you'll get the purple and gold.
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