If you are gay, a minority or moderate to liberal on social issues, you only have one party to go to.  Even though, you don't agree with the rest of the platform

If you are fiscally conservative (I cringe typing that) and small government, you have only one party to choose from and you have to accept the rest of the group even though you detest what they stand for. 

 What we need, and hope to get, is a party that is available to folks like me...socially pretty liberal (I admit to be conservative on some things) and fiscally conservative.  Johnson/Weld is the closest we have and I'm hoping with all of this disenchantment of Trump and Hillary, we could get behind these guys.  What the hell do we have to lose? 

Here are my options:

1. Vote for Johnson/Weld. These two seem to be the grown ups in the room. And I probably agree with more of their Libertarian cause than disagree with it. So, in Faustian fashion, my better nature sez to dimple their chad.

2. Vote for Trump. This is a purely "watch it burn" vote. My only reason for entertaining a hope of a Trump presidency would be to watch all the talking heads go all ahs-plody. So, my little devil dude sez to consider checking the box for Trump.

3. Hillary. No. Just no. I can't do it. I realize she's probably gonna win, but I have a viscerally negative reaction to her. Call it an allergy. Like a peanut allergy. Not a pollen allergy. Peanuts.

So, I think I'm probably gonna follow your lead.

Although I would like to see all the heads go ahs-plody.