New Board Rules for Tomorrow

The Gatorpower Committee of Gatorpower Issues, Propaganda, Education and Indoctrination introduced by-law proposal #EFR2138451E, through referendum 21B, article 237, during the adjudicate committee meeting on October 8th, 2003. The following is a clarification of said proposal, which was tentatively approved by a vote of 4-2 during said meeting. As constituted through Mudlizard TOU #4 and articles of competence #439B and article 237, all Non-Commissioned Committees, that is, any committee without a board moderator, with less than 10 members, must formally submit any proposals to be read by the public and debated before Mudlizard, through a 6-5 co-moderator vote, which is to be held in private and not subject to voting, adopts such by-law and enforces them immediately following any football game loss. As stated in referendum 21A, Commissioned Committees have the right to modify or reject any changes as long as the aggregate grammar of such changes exceeds the 21lbs of BS act of 2001. Summary Article 1 (a.k.a “Article 23B56G873”): Superfluous issues and general rambling. Current verbiage: First and foremost, keep it good natured. This is supposed to be FUN. The VS is not intended to be a "Smack Board". If that is what you are looking for, then you have come to the wrong place. Proposed verbiage: First and foremost, there will be sixteen levels of authority on the Virtual Swamp in order to keep the people on the 16th level from being confused about the nature of the Virtual Swamp, which is, to keep the members of the top fifteen happy. The VS is not intended to be a place where football recruits, players or fans read opinions that contradict the personal world views of the top fifteen levels. It shall be a place where the hierarchy is maintained above all else and people must learn how to submit and become obedient. If that is not what you’re looking for, then you must not be highly intelligent. I mean, it is possible for you to be intelligent, like cats are intelligent when they play with a ball of string or dolphins are intelligent when they jump through hoops at sea world, but not the kind of pure intelligence that would put you anywhere near the level of expertise it takes to facilitate the top 15 levels that would ensure their happiness. Article 2 (a.k.a “Article GGG5409OIP3”): There is no red pill Article 3: There is not no red pill if someone in the top 4 levels of authority say there is. Article 4: Message Deletion and Banning Proposal: Anyone who does not respond to a post by the poster named “gatorpower” will be banned; If anyone bans the poster named “gatorpower” they will be removed from their position that lets them ban people and the poster named “gatorpower” will receive back from the Virtual Swamp all rights and privileges that were taken from him/her. Article B: Free hotdogs and Thursdays. Article 5: Gator Losses Proposal: The Gators have a perfect record, perfect depth and one of the best coaches in America. If you are under the delusion that that Gators lost a game, then you should be banned. They may have waged a campaign of misinformation that you have fallen into. Coach Zook is a space alien from Planet Xxertic and knows football better than any human. Any error, of which there are non, FYI, will be attributed to mass hallucinations or misperceptions of actual events. Article 6: Dictionary Edits. Proposal: The words "fire", "dismissed", "canned", or "let go" will henceforth mean "give icecream to". i.e. if you say "I want Foley to Fire Zook" you really mean you want Foley to buy Zook a carton of delicious ice cream. Voting begins now.