If Donald Trump were my student:

Me: You haven't turned in any work in three weeks.
DT: You lost it at all.
Me: I'm letting you know that you have a 60 in my grade book.
DT: No I don't. I have a 95. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it.
Me: I can show you the grade book.
DT: It's rigged. You've rigged the system against me.
Me: I also need you to know you've earned a U for Unsatisfactory for your conduct grade.
DT: No. You're giving me an E for Excellent.
Me: The U is because I heard you say a racial slur to Rachel, I watched you push Paul down the stairs, and you were recorded on school property bragging about sexually assaulting female students.
DT: Nobody respects women more than me. Nobody. Also I don't know anyone named Rachel or Paul. Never met them. Don't know them. Never heard those names before.
Me: These are facts, Donald.
DT: Wrong.
Me: Let me know if you have any questions about what I'm say--
DT: Wrong.
Me: --saying to y--
DT: Wrong.
Me: Also, please let me know when you can come in for tutorials so I can help you.
DT: *rolls eyes* Pig. Thanks a lot for doing a great job.