coffee like the experience getting some java should be the greatest uplifting moment of their life. Get a grip- it is coffee. And guess what you hipster sap- you overpaid. And if one more mother***** tries to pay for some dude behind them in line because they want to pay it forward or some sh** I'm going to lose my mind. When that happens I always tell the next person to order the most expensive drink.   If you are feeling so generous hit the tip jar next time. The only thing that makes my day is when these losers get into fights in the lobby over some made up slight. Usually, however,  they never look up from their iPhones and acknowledge other humans. They must be posting some really great stuff on line somewhere or so they think. Get a life. 

I don't care anymore I'm taking five minutes to make the next drink. Roll f***** Tide!