Three are on the offensive line. We have one senior--Powell. On defense we have six underclassmen. There are two seniors--Dawson and Washington.

We have three friggin' seniors starting, and 60% of our starters are underclassmen. Our starting QB is a freshman who's played one game. Our top two playmakers on offense chose to break the rules and get suspended. (Many, head coach included, said it made little to no difference.) We were always going to struggle mightily this year. Just is what it is. We lost four games in 2007 when Tebow won the Heisman. Hard to see how we'd do better than that this year with such a young team.

Beatdowns suck, and there's a good chance of another one against FSU. Michigan is a solid team. Harbaugh is a helluva coach, and he's been lighting up the recruiting trail. Other than FSU, none of our other opponents should be as strong as Michigan was. So that should give us ample opportunity to THROW THE PHUCKING BALL!!!

As of now, everyone knows how to beat us. Stack the box, sell out against the run, and dare us to throw, knowing all the while that we won't do it early on, as they know we'll sit back, rely on the defense, and hope to pull out games.

I didn't expect to beat Michigan or even look all that good given how young the team is. But I do expect us to ditch the boring, conservative playcalling that got Chump fired. We've got a great 2018 recruiting class shaping up. We need to show them we're dynamic, not mid 20th century. We've got a lot of young players. They're going to screw up, but if we don't trust them to at least try something other than dink and dunk, we're never going to improve.