I'm just loving these sow fans, players, and media blowhards all up in arms about the NC State defensive lineman who single-handily steam-rolled their Seminoles having the audacity to spit on their logo after the game. "It's offensive", "Uncalled for", "Totally Disrespectful" are the cries out of Tallahassee Sunday morning. How could anyone be so cruel and hurt the squaws feelings after the Wolfpack came in and pulled a double-digit road upset they wonder?

Let's gather around the campfire of your already 0-2 smoldering season semi fans and reflect. The ironic embers billowing into the air here is so pungent. Yours is the school that loudly and proudly defaces opposing teams fields and tears up their turf so you can bring back a souvenir of your alleged underdog road conquests. You gleefully take pictures holding a mound of grass that you've stolen, and then plant it in a "cemetery" of which you've spent countless thousands of dollars memorializing with bronze plaques, carved concrete signage, brick walls, and colorful flowers. You devote websites to honor this practice and invite media outlets far and wide to bring attention to your pomposity. You take potential recruits to the site in hopes they too one day can help add to your collection.

Oh and we aren't done there... After you may have beaten Florida on the Gators' home field, you traditionally pull out a large alligator head carcass from a trunk you've strategically pregame positioned on the sidelines in the event you win. Your big offensive lineman proudly carries the dead reptile head up and down the sidelines to the cheering adulation of your fawning fans. You flaunt and taunt the mighty win over your the opposing rival school with the same fervor your previous coach once displayed "praying for a misdemeanor" so his star player could suit up in the big game against Miami. This after the player was found on video coercing an adoring female register clerk so he could steal hundreds of dollars in clothing not once, not twice, but three times from an area department store. Oh yeah, the same player in which you proudly boasted in your team's media guide this same season was voted the "Best Dressed" player on the team.

I mean I could also get into the bounty scheme your old linebacker coach orchestrated to have his defensive players try to knock opposing quarterbacks out of the game. I could discuss your kicker who was arrested over ten times and injured many people in bar fights, was never disciplined because of "Warsaw Rules", and then went on to try and use date rape drugs on unsuspecting co-eds. We could re-examine your defensive lineman intentionally trying to cripple an opposing player's knee while he lay helpless on the ground and then boasted about it on camera in the locker room afterward, and was never disciplined. The same player who is seen on camera twice during the same game trying to intentionally stomp on the throwing hand of the opposing star quarterback. And sure let's gloss over your recent Heisman Trophy winning quarterback's treatment of an inebriated co-ed, having it recorded on a cell phone, mysteriously having the cell phone video deleted before turned into police, and the amazingly efficient investigation into the matter your administration and campus police undertook more than a year after the alleged incident. And let's speak nothing of his thefts, criminal mischief, and standing on a table in the middle of the school's student union in the bright of day and loudly proclaiming he wants to "F--- Them in the P---Y".

Let's put all that aside, because you are absolutely and unequivocally right. Having someone intentionally deposit a little bit of their saliva on your school's logo of a Native American with their head thrown back, eyes shut, and mouth wide open is certainly beyond the pale and worthy of intense shock and criticism.