the board following his faux heart attack. Things went downhill from there at warp speed. Urbs quit recruiting and coaching, Muschamp dismantled our offense, Mack dismantled our defense....and unlike his " QB whisperer " reputation proceeded to wreck what little offense we had left as well.

Now all that is part of our sordid history. So, how do we fix it ? First we "Casares" Nussmeyer. That, as I have posted before, entails the sheriff escorting him to the county line and telling him to never bring his ass back to Hogtown. Mac and Nuss not only can't coach offense or QB's but they have left the cupboard bare for the next guy.

Second we publish plans for the Taj Mahal of all football stand alone palaces....everything we can think of should be included. It will wow 18 & 19 year old kids and scare the crap out of the rest of the conference. We can always cut back on the finished product. The Jaguars are masters of this bait and switch technique and it works.

Next we hire a coach who can recruit his arse off ( especially in the South )and fill in the soft spots by hiring ( and paying for ) the best coordinators around. They do the actual coaching anyway.

Lastly we announce a massive capitol fund drive for athletics to raise $500M+ mostly for the stadium but also to continue dominating in minor sports....might as well continue what Jeremy started. Thanks to him we do have a major investment in things other than football.

And lastly, bring me in every year before the Florida / cur game to tell the players why the Gawddamnedmangycurvermine are the drooling cretins of the football world who must be destroyed at all cost. After I get 'em all jacked up and ready to kill some curs we will end with a prayer to the Almighty to once again rain his awesome vengeance down upon the butt licking sac suckers.

Make the Gators Mighty again....listen to old Hump.