[ Music: "Jaws Theme" ]

[ open on interior, suburban house in Bham ]

[ doorbell sounds ]

Liti: [ moves to chain-locked door ] Who is it?

Rabid Fox: [ muffled voice ] Mr. Litigrrrr??

Liti: Who is it?

Rabid Fox: [ muffled voice ] Pizza..

Liti: Pizza? It's 8am. Who is it?

Rabid Fox: [ muffled voice ] Amazon.

Liti: Amazon? I didn't order anything. Who is it really?

Rabid Fox: [ muffled voice ] Mudlizard.

Liti: Oh hell no.

Rabid Fox: [ muffled voice ] Kate Upton

Liti: Shhhh! That's FRIDAY, not today! My wife's still here!

Rabid Fox: [ muffled voice ] Dan Mullen.

Liti: Mullen, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're that crafty landshark, and you know it.

Rabid Fox: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a fox, sir..

Liti: A fox? Well.. okay..