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TroyGator
Doubletree Resident
(204.29.77.99) on 9/10/2018 - 2:46 p.m. says: ( 244 views
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"Old Fart Joke" |
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3 old guys complaining about getting older. 1st guy: I have prostate trouble. Every day at 7, I get up and try to pee. I stand there for an hour, and if a drop comes out, I’m happy. 2nd guy: That’s nothing. I have constipation. Every day, I get up at 8, take ex-lax, eat prunes, and if a little pebble comes out, I’m happy. 3rd guy: You guys have it easy. Me, every day at 7, I pee a quart. Every day at 8, I have a huge bowel movement. “So, what are you complaining about? 3rd guy: I don’t wake up until 9. |
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-- Starred by: Hobbes GonzoGator GatorDJ BuckyGator BurrGator -- "Almost everything you have in your older years is by reason of having it passed down to you by your younger self. Your habits of life and health, your home, your family, your savings." Cicero "Habits change into character." Ovid |
Old Fart Joke TroyGator 9/10/2018 - 2:46 p.m.
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