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"Twas the night...in the Swamp
And what to my wondering eyes did appear
Seven ACC refs with a goal that was clear...
All hand-picked by TK to make Bobby cheer,
Who cares if it's fair? He'll be gone in a year.
Then one fumble! Two fumbles! Three fumbles! Four!
We'll call them all dead, like the three right before.
How many nole gaffs have we overturned?
Now two gift wrapped TDs, and none of them earned.
These Gators keep making play after play.
We've already taken 28 points away!
They'll call us all cheats, but then what is new?
The ref$u faithful? will say they've been screwed before too.
Then feeling rosy, they'll go home all smug.
Saying "we deserved to win", and "Dockett's" not a thug."
But deep down inside, everyone watching that game,
Knows the truth of what happened, and who was to blame.
Could the noles have won on their own merit?
We'll never know, we'll just grin and bear it.
You see, the world isn't just, and life's not fair.
Otherwise, why would the noles still be here?
After footballs all done, as is always the rule,
ref$u will always be a joke of a school.
So rest easy Gators, knowing that you....
Didn't have to end up at a place like ref$u.
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