It's A Cane Thing Now to the tune of "In The Jailhouse Now" I had a friend named Meatball Will He used to fight, fondle and steal He thought he was the coolest guy around Well I found out this joker signed last week with Coker Despite a rap sheet from here to way downtown It's a Cane thing now It's a Cane thing now Well, I told him once or twice don't steal those things or vandalize It's a Cane thing now Will liked to eat his lobsters Steak but no potaters Spinach? He'll just punch you in the face A felony charge was made, probation wasn't waived But Larry said he'll still save him a place It's a Cane thing now It's a Cane thing now Well, I told him once or twice just try the dip and eat some rice It's a Cane thing now Will went out last Tuesday Saw a farm girl named Suzie She said she'd never seen the guy around Well he went and hugged her tight, and gave her such a fright She filed a charge as soon as he left town. It's a Cane thing now It's a Cane thing now Well I told him once or twice - stop groping girls and treat them nice It's a Cane thing now