THE VIRTUAL SWAMP has two cows. Someone moves them next door to Swamp Woman and paints them green. Flea copies them and posts them on Wayne's board. Lil Sis reminds us that the rodeo team is in second place with a chance to beat first place UAB at tomorrow's meet. Noleman posts a picture of some barely-dressed babe in a cow suit. Swamp Gas posts his own whole thread at 3:16 a.m. with the titles - COWS OF ACADEMIA - MORE NOT FOR BREAKFAST - 32 GIG HEIFER NOT BLACK ANGUS - COMPLETELY The stories are all unrelated. JimV adds "Elsie Robbed" story to his sig list. Consigliere posts that Mouton Rothschild Brut goes well with steak and he intends to open a bottle this weekend. Gonzo offers to get them off. BlueNole asks if he can see the cows if he is very quiet and polite and doesn't try to touch them or take any milk. Several posters ask Mud to baninate the cows, but he warns the cows instead and tells us all how he's sure everyone will follow the board rules from now on.