(With apologies to Mary Poppins) If you want this choice position Make a good 4th-down decision No more chokes or brain-farts Win games, that's a start! You must be kind, you must be witty Very sweet to the fra-ter-nitty Take us on outings, give us treats Keep Channing Crowder off the streets! Never be cross or cruel Never give the media any fuel Love us as a son or daughter And beat UGA like you oughta If you don't let FSU dominate us We will never give you cause to hate us We won't hide under bags so we can't see Or buy URLs saying Fire Jeremy Hurry, Coach Many thanks sincerely, All your loyal Gators