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gatorpower (68.214.96.77) on 11/8/2004 - 3:00 a.m. says: ( 137 views )

"I will make this easy for you."

Do you want me to quit posting or do you want me to start my own blog?

Blogs usually consist original ideas, incorporating daily experiences, politics and personal perspectives bound together in a clear format, benefited by the use of unique expository writing.  Copying-and-pasting different articles without any anecdotes, personal opinions, or conclusions is like writing an essay paper and whiting out everything but the bibliography.  They have things like that on the Internet, but they are not called blogs; it’s called the wire service.  I would leave that work to them though, as running a similar site is a violation of the DMCA.

And this may not be your first time here, but you're awfully bossy for a somewhat infrequent poster.

Yes.  I was unaware that we were still operating under the committee system.  I will have to check the logs myself to see who has the most tenure and rank.

Let me see here.

No. no. no. no. no. no. …

ummmmm

…nope.. no, no, no…not there, no…

Ahhh yes.  It’s not you.  I had to check to be sure.  You know how it is.

I am going to be quiet frank with you.  With apologizes to your ego, of course.  But as you have decided to be so kind as to analyze our good friend Tigress, this makes you fair game.  I'm sure you would agree with this, in principle.  As a member of the Lounge, you are a very frequent poster.  Which would normally be a good thing, except your message is more like a popup ad: brief, repetitive, annoying and inescapable.  Your style is a lot like a former poster in the Lounge, who was an unfortunate casualty of good taste and was forced to ride in greener pastures, but you lack the passion and the panache that he did.  The habit you have elected to maintain is one by which you respond only to messages where its points can be reduced to the following: a) “You are racist”, b) “You are a homophobe”, c) “I am impossible to understand” “You did not understand what I said, but I will not elaborate”, d) “You are ignorant”, e) “I am the defender of the faith, truth and the universe”, f) “I am apparently very wise and I am shocked by my intelligence.  No really I am. Aww shucks.  I’ll admit it, I’ve always known I’m smarter than everyone here.”

Anything that deviates from those canned responses are simply avoided and left unattended by your sagacious brain.

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