WARNING:

Give us Spurrier or face our wrath!

A pox upon the Bull Gator Infidals!

The University of Florida Bull Gators have 48 hours from the publication of this notice to deliver Steve Spurrier as the new Florida football coach or face the jihad of the Gator Nation.

Stop acting like selfish cry-baby nancy-boy children and act for the good of the football program.  Kiss his @ss, pay him $5 million a year, spit shine his golf bag, whatever it take but get him here and get him now or face the uprising of the masses storming your Bull Gator Dens and sky boxes and drinking domestic beer while putting our trailer trash fannies in your thousand dollar seats.

We don't have the money, we don't have common sense, but we are p!ssed off and stupid enough to carry through with this plan.  There will be no further warnings.