You need to take a class: VoLynteer's Jethrospeak 101

“Thanks for contributing nothing.” = “Lyn, I am so mesmerized by your beauty and intellect, I cannot think straight.”

“This will really raise the level of discourse.” = “Lyn, you are so concise and well versed on this subject, I don’t know how to reply.”

“zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” = “Man, that Lyn is kicking my ass….I don’t know what to say!”

“Go Vols!” = “I wish I weren’t a liberal, then maybe Lyn would date me.”

“What a maroon.” = “Howard Dean is a total embarrassment to my party, but I have to stand by him. I can’t admit that Lyn was right.”