Haikus in response

Describe the following UT folks in any form.. as long as it is funny... 1)Johnny Majors Bourbon at kickoff A little more at halftime Post game new bottle 2)Tony Robinson Talented coke head His NFL dreams so near All lost up his nose 3)Charles Davis Former UT guy Don't know why he is famous Now JP's his home 4)Andy Kelly Thirty-Five Eighteen Most Vol ints ever Larry Kennedy 5)Horace Morris Another Vol guy Linebacker from long ago Has a rhyming name 6)Phil Fulmer Twinkies speak to him The lure of Krispy Kreame calls DQ, just like home 7)Jay Graham Graham fumbles the ball Jay Graham has fumbled again Graham fumbles the ball 8)Peyton Manning The Gators task him Pocket full of happy feet Tony George runs by 9)Tee Martin With cash in his hand Brown sets him on his wallet No tutor for this 10)Doug Dickey Spends all his free time Plotting a Crimson downfall So say TI loons And a bonus Joey Kent The ball approaches L-Dog brings a big hammer Darkness at midday