after getting baked, nobody wants to go looking for a fight.  Putting away a whole bag of Oreos and a whole bag of Doritos never hurt anyone, did it?  How the hell do they put so much flavor into one little Dorito?  Those people are frickin brilliant.  But I hate how there is so much empty space in the bag, you know what I mean?  Frickin greedy corporations...giving you only half a bag of chips and the rest is just air.  I'm going to write a letter to someone.  First thing tomorrow morning in fact.  How the #badword# do they get the air in there anyway?  I'm gonna start my own chip company and we're not going to screw people over.  We're gonna fill the bags all the way up.  Oh #badword#....am I talking too loud??  The neighbors are gonna hear me and they are gonna steal my chip company idea. Dude, don't let the dog drink the bong water!!  WTF is the matter with you!!