...well, I suppose you can also blame Bobby Bowden and Deion Sanders and Peter Warrick and Sebastian Janokowski and snake oil and Dan Kendra and Dave Hart and logo stomping and Scott Bentley and Polish rules and Mickey Andrews and Foot Locker and Adrian McPherson and Darnell Dockett and Bobby Sura and that airplane guy and Randy Moss and wide right and your mascot and Ernie Sims and Will and Grace and Laveranues Coles and Richard Simmons and the ACC and Travis Johnson and the people who wanted a Chiropractic school and Jeff Bowden and Chris Rix and TK Wetherall and "prayin' for a misdemeanor" and The Simpsons and farks and your stained glass window and Talman Garner and A.J. Nicholson and your ineligible signees and "hittin' to the echo of the whistle" and your circus and your stadium and your stadium steps and the Criminoles and...I could go on and on and on, but even a nole should get the picture by now!