STUCK HERE AT FLORIDA STATE U. (to the tune of "Stuck In the Middle With You") Well I don't know why I came here to school, I got the feeling that something's not cool, I'm so scared in case our players aren't spared And I'm wondering if the head coach will care, Clowns to the left of me, Bowdens to the right, Here I am, stuck here at Florida State U. Yes I'm stuck here at Florida State U. And I'm wondering which QB they'll choose Cause our starter, he was acting real odd Lost control, and then he said he was God Clowns to the left to me, Bowdens to the right, Here I am, stuck here at Florida State U. Well we start out with Miami And then we gotta face the awesome ACC We'll get Meyered in the Swamp And then be begging for mercy.. Please...please... Well I don't know what we're all going to do When we start out the gate 0 and 2 I'm so scared Bobby won't even dare to take the OC job away from his heir. Clowns to the left of me, Bowdens to the right, Here I am, stuck here at Florida State U. Yes I'm stuck here at Florida State U. Here I am, stuck here at Florida State U.