Hall & Oates' "Maneater".  I hope the subject will take it as it is intended.....all in good fun.

Everything he posts is right

The condescending type
Nothing is new, I've seen his kind before
Unyielding and baiting
Ooh, he’s posting to you, he’ll quote the Bible for sure

Not many would pay to see
What you get in the Lounge for free
The man is a lawyer – a theologian, a Biblical scholar
Children are evil
If you're in it for reason, you ain't gonna get too far

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Remember boy, he’s a lawyer
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He’s the Spaceheater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Remember boy, he’s a lawyer 
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He’s the Spaceheater

I wouldn't argue I were you
To do so will do no good
He’s a lawyer man, you know that means he’s smart
Children are evil
Ooh, the knowledge is there but a beast is in the heart

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Remember boy, he’s a lawyer
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He’s the Spaceheater
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Remember boy, he’s a lawyer 
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He’s the Spaceheater