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Woe on the coach who beats the Gators.
Among the victims:
Terry Bowden - unceremoniously dumped/quit mid-season
Mike DuBose - Beat UF twice, so his fall was twice as hard
Jim Donnan - He's been waiting two years for a team to coach
Jackie Sherrill - Has MSU won a game since beating us? Seems that way.
and now...
Phil Fulmer - He avoided the curse all those years by losing to the Gators. Finally, he tempted Fate by winning in The Swamp. The End is Near.
Bobby Bowden - He has defied The Curse for many years. Through some sort of deal with the Devil (probably related to praying for a misdemeanor) the Curse has been unable to touch him. But the hand that has been holding back The Curse for lo these many years has now been loosed. And the three losses in a row Bobby devised against UF has had the result of snowballing The Curse's strength. The results are now being seen. The Curse will see that Bobby pays for every loss he inflicted on the Gators. He will pay with his reputation. He will pay with losses to a non-BCS and ACC teams. He will pay with the loss of his sheep and his cattle, and his cattle's first-born, and his donkeys. The fruit of the land will dry up in his presence and Tallahassee will become a vast wasteland of college football talent and all will cry "Woe, woe is FSU. For they have fallen. And they cannot getteth up."
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