1. Wake Up 2. Don Garnett and Gold colored glasses (exit reality) 3. Run to computer to log onto the Virtual Swamp 4. Pretend that it is the mid-90s and think that the Seminoles are relevant 5. Begin creating alternate universe where wins trump ethics, Burt Reynolds is a mainstream actor, Bobby Bowden has a reasonable control of his faculties, 18 year old fraternity boys running around in red face paint is a respectful way to honor someone, and every red blooded recruit on the face of God's green earth is green with envy of the golden boys selected to play at the black hole known as FSU. 6. Pretend that all of us care. 7. Log off (re-enter reality) 8. Kiss his big breasted blond good night.