As some of you may or may not know, I have been struggling with the a debilitating disease called People-On-The-Virtual-Swamp-Want-To-Kick-My-Ass-And-Make-Me-Eat-Pooitis. My treatment regime includes trips to the local hospital, blood drives, building peoples homes, impoverished people, i mean, reading books to the blind and/or blind children and then posting about it. Well, IMO, you can also get the same positive karma by just posting about bodily functions and poking fun of weather phenomenon – which hasn't helped much. So yesterday, I went to TxGat89's house and met him and GhostGator and they didn't even punch me in the stomach (But GhostGator did pull a blade on me, but seeing as we were all high on methamphetamine at the time, I didn't take it personally). So, if you want the play-by-play from that experience, it'll tell you this -- it'll give you the play-by-play. TxGat89 has hand-sculpted, mahogany dinner trays and has a really cool classic mustang in his garage. GhostGator is not in his 70s, he's actually in his 30s i think and has his original hair color. This means, he must have been like 10 when he had his kids, I think, if i'm doing my maths correctly. Overall, I was impressed with the food and the energy of the game. TxGat89 has more energy than me when i'm tossing through the manic phase of my bipolar disorder and his wife makes good chocolate cake. I came out flat the whole day and did not shave the stubble off my face. Okay, now about the game: Georgia came out with a bad defensive game plan, but i think this was not the deciding factor of the game. But when you are rushing only 4 against a team with its tight end and fullback in the backfield, you gotta assume Leak is gonna get a lot of time in the backfield and Leak getting a lot of time is not good if you're on GA. I think we jumped out to a 14 point lead because i honestly think the Georgia staff thought we would just punt on every offensive play. And even though we didn't score any points after that, I think that UGA couldn't stop us all night. I think we should have won the game by at least 20 points. We just really screwed up because when we got anywhere near the goal line, we got scared and made mistakes. I mean, when you score your season average on offense in the first 5 minutes, I think you psychologically get into a 'lead protecting' scheme. With the way we were moving down the field, I think we should have scored much more. I honestly don't know why we didn't. Also, Georgia, what a bunch of morons. That has nothing to do with the game, btw, just thought i would say that. Georgia -- what a bunch of fart smelling players. That had nothing to do with the game either. Georgia – it was like watching the deliverance movie. That was about the game that time. Oh, actually not again. Anyway, talk about playing conservatively. In the first 10 minutes of the game, Georgia had like a billion wide open receivers including that Pope guy – the one with the funny hat (by that, I mean, any hat with a georgia emblem is funny). I don't know why Georgia didn't score more points either. They were running for heaps of yards and should have been making long drives. Oh well, sucks to be them. Well, this is the awesome thing: All our games get easier from now on. Vandy, South Carolina and FSU who all have really crappy defenses. Hey FSU, maybe the ACC isn't getting better, maybe the abuse your orifices are getting is a result of a bumbling fool wandering around on your sidelines doing stupid things. I didn't watch the Virginia game yesterday, but I have seen FSU playing in other games. I swear to God, your coaches sucks. Okay, listen, you have great players. I know this, but FSU's players are always out of position and get fooled a lot. If I were an FSU, I would not be going outside without wearing a brown paper bag. That goes for Georgia fans too. The bad news is that we went 1-2 against the tough part of our schedule and that makes me feel bad. Obviously it's not ideal. We pretty much started getting good with our offensive line during the irrelevant part of the season. We lose four of our guys next year, so we have to start all over next year with respects to that. Oh well, good win. Nice meeting you guys yesterday. Btw, the party i went to, I got sh*t-faced and ended up puking all over myself. The girls i talked about, ended up getting naked and i have pictures. I'll send you those pics via email if you want. But I didn't get anything on account of me being passed out next to the toliet. When things started really getting interesting, but I'm glad one of my friends got laid.