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KILLER GATOR ATTACK (71.101.70.208) on 12/7/2005 - 11:17 p.m. says: ( 307 views )

"How 'bout a poster-specific SmartFilter..."

as part of the new enhanced postin feature?  It would be easy programming for some our techies, it's just search-string replacement. It just needs the repetitive-phrase database built, and we could all help.  Basically, the SmartFilter would automatically take standard phraseology repetively used by specific posters, and essentially translate  it into a  "truth-in-posting" version, for those unfamiliar.

Here, let me just give a few examples for the database, without necessarily identifying the associated VS poster(s)...

"Stone Cold Lock." Translates to:   "Geez, I hope the Gators back off this guy, we don't stand a snowball's chance if THEY go after him."

"I never said that, mate." Translates to "That scrolled off the board 3 days ago, so I doubt anybody saved it to show I'm full of it now"

"Young fella's a playa." Translates to "I don't know how th' hell Bobbah's gonna keep THIS one out of jail!".

"Congratulations on the commitment, but we weren't even recruiting the young fella." Translates to "Crap, Meyer is recruiting Bobbah right out of his Depends, that future Gator's gonna KILL us!"

"I don't care about unsportsmanlike conduct or criminal behavior, as long as we win." Translates to "I sure as hell know Bobbah don't have what it takes to keep our playas in line, so I might as well try to convince the Gators it don't matter, but it's eatin' my ass when they embarrass me all the time!"

"No one here knows football enough  for me to share my thoughts on the 2 Eagle 3-4 Toejam Cover-5 scheme." Translates to "Damn, they're onto me, I need to find a new hobby."

"My frame-by-frame analysis of Q2 is beyond ya'lls understanding." Translates to "Damn, they're onto me, I need to find a new hobby".

"I wasn't really all that interested in Gator game anyway, so it doesn't matter to me ya'll won 34 to 7." Translates to "Damn, this is eating my ass, I need to find a new team".

Ah well, you get the idea.  It would be easy search-string replacement code, but I pity the fool who understands SG's posts well enough to create HIS SmartFilter.

Any other database contributions?

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