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insinuating that I've become dull and drab, a burden to the board dragging down discussions with my dimwitted painfully obvious observations and shallow examinations of the topics of the day, not only repetitive but dully so, forever obstructing the smart people from carrying on deeper and more thoughtful discussions - nothing more than a speed bump on the highway of internet debate, an anchor holding back the streamlined cruiser of VS give and take, a mere mental snail among intellectual cheetahs, the poster you have to type slowly for, a sloth-like intellect that takes stupid as you know it into a whole different dimension of stupid. I see now that I border on trans-stupid, perhaps even meta-stupid. Stupid become so dense that no intellect can hope to escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. I assume you mean that I emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Perhaps you see me as some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. My shame is complete. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. I will try my best to hone my dehydrated-rock-hard dullness so that I can one day return, still the worst poster ever on the VS, but perhaps not by such an order of magnitude as now. I thank you for showing me what I was too dull to see on my own.
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