Everything - Me

Prepared Statement:

"I'd like to thank the little people who make this board possible with their Mudduck donations.  I'd also like to thank all the peons who post stuff when I'm not here for the sole purpose of waiting till I come back and post again.  Thanks for keeping it going for my talent.  Finally, I'd like to thank the idiots who respond to my posts.  Couldn't do it without their lack of intelligence." 

"Mom, dad, I love you.  You thought I'd be aborted, but here I am.  Defying the pliers, the flame thrower and now the delete key.  I'm a Survivor.  Don't go chasing waterfalls.  I appreciate the Hubba Bubba you tried to choke me with as a child but now I like cherry Bootylicious."

"Is it hot in heya?"

"oh yeah, and eff off Mud...the smallest reason of my success.  The flea to my ant's gnat.  The dust mite to my no-see-um's microbial dysentery."

"I thank you all"