"What would make you happy when it comes to the FSU football program, short of setting off a nuclear weapon in Tallahassee? I'm serious".

Why do you insist on taking options off the table??

 "Let's just assume Bowden retired after the bowl game. Who would you like us to hire as a coach? Who would be acceptable?"

"What sort of discipline policy would you put into place at fsu?"

"What if we took all your suggestions and continued to beat UF more than we lost, like the last twenty years? Would we still be evil in your mind?"

Well, Heni....  the above changes would be  a start toward redemption for fsu.  But there'd still be a few changes needed.  You'd need to change your colors from mustard and catsup to something more noble.  I'd say Orange and Blue but those are taken, so I'd say just go with Pink and Yellow to reflect your male student population's "tendencies".  You'll need to drop your mascot so as not to further drag down the Native American peoples, and change it to something more reflective, such as..

And futhermore, you need to sell the facade-covered tinkertoy stadium you built at taxpayer expense, and return all the money to the taxpayers. Ya'll should be able to fit all the paying customers on that little hill next to the field to watch the games.   And ban Burt Reynolds from ever creeping me out on my TV screen again.  And apologize to all the naive snakeoil victims that have been bamboozled over the last couple of decades. Officially admit guilt and apologize to Earnest Graham for Darnell Dockett.  Admit Bowden's constant deflection and excusing of noles trangressions on and off the field over the last couple of decades, such as "hit to the echo".  Fire Spanky and TKW's arses and replace them with people who are at least familiar with the concept of integrity.  Lose the bogus "creation" date of fsu.  And oh, yeah, change the name of your institution to The School out West, or Free Shoes University.....  just so no one outside the state is every mislead about THE Florida state university, which is the University of Florida.  Do all that, Heni, and we'll call it a good start to eliminating "the evil".