...for a moment.  Nothing could be further from the truth when we talk happy places.  We have hurt the spirit of the VS.  Punctured the VS in the lungs and kidneys.  Yes...we dogged Noles and their brilliant posts for a couple of weeks.  I know, I know.  If you were on the east coast, you woulda managed it and all would be ok.  But you aren't on the east coast and the world is falling apart.  As it stands, people have taken exception to being called dumbass incompetent Gator fans who don't know sh*t about football.  For whatever reason, some of our less enlightened reacted negatively to such insight into Nirvana.  The list goes on forever, but you get the idea.  It wasn't their posts.  It was our reactions.  We need cleansing.  I hope you can make it back soon with the Pacific water to wash us all clean of our "we don't want Noles to insult us every moment" selfishness.  We do need the insults and bravado.  We do need to know all our recruits suck and should we get a good recruit it is because we paid thousands to get him.  We do need to know that we shoulda lost the last 14 FSU games if not for one single play in '97.  I try to help my fellow Gators but I am tainted, we are gonna need you to come back from your pilgrimage to the west coast to bring the worst of us Gators peace.  Please bring back the strength to be told your AD sucks.  Please bring back the courage to be informed your coach is a lying cheat sorry bastard who throws away scholarship players in favor of butt buddies he's met at Olive Branch High School.  Please help me understand our basketball and baseball team suck and women sports are for faggots and queers.  Oh sensi...please help me to understand the intelligence of Noles.

Come back from your mission.  We need you now.  Direct us.  Lead us not into Nole logic.  For the Clemson Valley is full of evil once every two years.  Stadium taxes to Weatherford saxes, Lust to must (rape), I will fear no Semi.  What I am is fine.  May I not be a tick riddled with lyme.  Oh Gonz...please resurrect and make the VS a great place again.