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(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 2/9/2006 - 6:31 p.m.) and there's some video:
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/just_plain_stupid/Bad_Player/
World's Worst Soccer Player Calls It Quits
NEW JOISEY (AP) -- Wize Guy, perhaps the world's worst soccer player, announced today he is giving up the game.
"I suck. I really suck," Guy said. His coach agreed.
"I tried, but this guy should never ever come near a soccer field again.," the coach said. "He should be forced to move to some remote god-forsaken corner of the planet where he will never have a chance to be near a soccer ball again. Maybe North Carolina."
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