Ch' dum dum dum, V-P what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound of my gun
ch' dum dum dum, V-P what have you done
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound, it's the sound

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun
Shootin' quail might be fun
Shoot a lawyer better run

what did our VP do
Shot a lawyer through and through
we know when Cheney was debriefed
they said he'd have to take the blame
but man he had it comin'
now that Cheney's got a gun
he needs to learn how to #badword#in' aim

Cheney got a gun
Cheney got a gun
some days just can't win
PR boys are on a spin

tell me now it's untrue
what would Bush's daddy do
he jacked a little shotgun
but the man has got some lousy aim
the quail spell that he was under
the lawyer made a blunder
Now everybody knows his name

run away, run away from the fame
run away, run away from the fame
run away, run away
run, run away

what would the White House do
it's just another Cheney I-O-U
he didn't look where he was shot
and put some pellets in his ass
he said nobody will believe me
but the man was just a lawyer
so most folks'll just give him a pass

Cheney, Cheny, there's no problem
I tell you it's alright
PR docs have got it handled
all forgotten by tomorrow night