Nativeism: You have two cows. Bush said you have three cows. Where is that other cow? Where was Cheney? Albertism: Scientists at Genentech announced today that they have completed the complete genome for not one, but two cows. Baby Sisterism: Cow poop! Double cow poop! Migatorism: Story: (2001) Bush White House officials announced that they found two cow carcasses in the White House when they moved in after Bill Clinton moved out. Snopes Status: FALSE Gatorpowerism: I had a cow. She was seeing another cow. I feel like I have no cows. Maybe I really have two cows. I'm giving up milk. Consigliereism: You have two cows. You trade one at the liquor store. You have steak brilliantine with an incredible cab.