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"Sports Report (by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson)" |
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"The precision-jackhammer attack of the Florida Gators stomped the balls off the UCLA Bruins today, 73-57, by stomping and hammering with one precise jack-thrust after another up the middle, mixed with pinpoint-precision passes into the flat, and numerous hammer-jack stomps around both ends." |
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